From the awkward small talk to the forced intimacy, it's no wonder many of us would rather just stay home and watch Netflix.
But what if we told you that there's a way to avoid all of the icky parts of dating?
That's right, we're talking about:
ONLINE DATING!
Gone are the days of scouring bars or signing up for awkward blind dates.
With the rise of online dating, people can easily filter through profiles to find those who share similar interests, values, and lifestyles.
No need to spend money on gas, or even an Uber to meet up with your date. Stay right where you are and let your fingers do the walking! (or swiping, rather)
And, with online dating, you can find a partner who shares your interests without subjecting the rest of the world to your weirdness.
Online dating is a total game-changer for those who previously had limited options when it came to dating and romance.
In the real world, sharing your more unconventional interests can be met with confusion or even disdain.
Online, however, you can find a community of like-minded individuals who will accept and celebrate you for who you are.
So spare us all the horror and keep your dating preferences within the realm of dating apps!
No more awkward conversations or weird advances to deal with. With so many niche dating apps out there, there's endlessly unique possibilities for Your dating preferences as well!
One of the major advantages of online dating is the ability to create a more comprehensive and believable profile before ever meeting your potential date.
People can take their time crafting a profile that accurately represents the person who they believe that their desired mate would be most attracted to, rather than trying to make a good first impression in person.
Have you ever found it difficult to find someone who shares your love of rare stamps or taxidermy in the real world?
Well, fear not – the internet has got your back.
Through online dating, you can search for people who share your interests, no matter how obscure they may be.
With the click of a button, you can enter the world of special interest dating sites, where you can find people who share your passion for everything from cosplay to competitive yo-yo-ing.
And let's not forget about the savings on date activities. Who needs to go out to fancy restaurants or pay for movie tickets when you can just video chat with your date, or even host a virtual game night from the comfort of your own couch?
You'll save tons of money!
Plus, with the anonymity that comes with online dating, you can feel free to explore your interests without fear of anyone finding out about it.
You can chat with other collectors of rare stamps or set up a virtual taxidermy exhibit with people who understand and appreciate your passion. And who knows, you may even find your perfect match among the taxidermy enthusiasts!
Let's take a look at some highlights of the dating app world, below:
For all you gamers out there, Kippo is the perfect dating app for you!
Finally, you can find someone who appreciates your love for video games, sitting alone in the dark, and shouting expletives at a screen.
Look no further for someone to share your love of screaming into your headset while playing violent video games. Maybe you'll even bond over your inability to interact with other human beings in the real world!
Then, there's Ferzu: for finding someone to share your love of dressing up like an animal and acting out your wildest fantasies.
Online dating removes so much of the pressure and expectation that can accompany traditional dating, especially for those who might struggle with social anxiety or finding the right words when meeting new people in person.
Just maybe don't invite us over for a peek at your fursona collection, okay?
Online dating can be particularly helpful for those who live in areas with a smaller dating pool or who have busy schedules and don't have the time to go out and meet people.
For instance: SeaCaptainDate, Find your sea captain match!
Do you dream of sailing across the seven seas but can't find someone who shares your love for saltwater?
Fear not, SeaCaptainDate is here!
It's the perfect platform for those who are looking for someone to swab the deck and yell "avast!" with.
Now you can both sit in awkward silence while staring out at the vast emptiness of the ocean and dreaming of your next voyage.
For those seeking love after the apocalypse we present Zombie Connect, the first official mobile dating app for the undead.
We don't really want to imagine what a date between two walking corpses would look like, but you can now explore it all first-hand, without fear of judgment or ridicule from others.
And while we don't know how it works, if you're into decaying flesh and an insatiable hunger for brains, this is the app for you.
Do you believe in astrology and think the alignment of the stars will determine your soulmate?
Look no further than Nuit, the astrology match app.
Because nothing screams "true love" like being compatible based on your horoscope. And we all know the alignment of the stars is the only thing that really matters when finding your true soulmate.
For all you "progressives and liberals" out there, Lefty is the dating app you need!
Because, let's face it, nothing screams "romance" like heated political debates and shouting matches.
Just keep that fiery passion between you and your date and spare the rest of the world.
Sure, you both might agree on politics, but let's be real, all that passionate debate will lead to nothing but a headache and an empty wallet from yet another protest rally.
Are you tired of the superficiality of regular dating apps? Look no further than S'more, the dating app for the "non-superficial.”
Because let's be real, who needs physical attraction or mutual interests when you can just talk about your childhood traumas all night long?
Now you can spend your date reliving your deepest, darkest moments while trying to avoid eye contact.
These are only a few examples.
Whether you're into UFOs, furries, or clowns, there's an app for that.
With Veggly, even vegans can now sit in judgment of the world… Together.
And, with online dating, love doesn't have to cost a thing – at least, not until you're ready to meet in person.
Not only does online dating save you time and effort, it can also be a serious financial win.
So go forth and find your perfect match. Just remember to do it online, keep your proclivities private, and spare the rest of us from your weirdness.
Happy Dating, or whatever.
Good luck. ♥️
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